Vinylio: Τα ... "καλύτερα" ξένα χορευτικά των 00s (Παρασκευή 12 Νοεμβρίου 2021)

Η εκπομπή, αν αντιμετωπιστεί ως ένας χαλαρός 90λεπτος χαβαλές, είναι μια χαρά...

...αλλά το να παρουσιάζεις (και μάλιστα σε τηλεοπτική εκπομπή) μια λίστα με τα -κατά τη γνώμη σου- 50 "καλύτερα" χορευτικά τραγούδια των 00s από τον διεθνή χώρο και να απουσιάζει το αδιαμφισβήτητο #1 τραγούδι της δεκαετίας...

Asereje (The Ketchup Song) - LAS KETCHUP (2002)

Spain

...σημαίνει ότι όχι μόνο είσαι άσχετος και περιορισμένων δυνατοτήτων σε σχέση με το αντικείμενο, αλλά και ότι περιστοιχίζεσαι είτε 1) από αντίστοιχης ασχετοσύνης & ανικανότητας άτομα, είτε 2) από -περιορισμένου ειδικού βάρους- αυλοκόλακες υποτακτικούς.

Όσο για την... "κατάταξη" - "αξιολόγηση" (>Η Shakira στο #26: άσχετος ή βλαξ;) αλλά και διάφορες... απουσίες (λίστα χορευτικών των 00s χωρίς Schiller!), σας αφήνω να βγάλετε μόνοι τα συμπεράσματά σας, παραθέτοντας την playlist της εκπομπής και αμέσως παρακάτω κάποια τραγούδια που... ενδεχομένως θα μπορούσαν να συμπεριλαμβάνονται σε μια αντίστοιχη λίστα.

Εννοείται ότι η λίστα είναι για τα πανηγύρια!

ΥΓ1 Θυμίζω ότι ο Κανάκης έχει παράδοση σε αντίστοιχες ΜΑΛΑΚΙΕΣ: Έκανε λίστα με τα 50 ... "καλύτερα" ξένα χορευτικά των 90s (βλέπε πρώτο σχόλιο) χωρίς το Macarena και των 80s χωρίς το "Sweet Dreams (Are Made Of This)"

ΥΓ2 Η μαλακία για τους Fleetwood Mac που ακούστηκε κατά τη διάρκεια του "Bootylicious", μοιάζει με απλό πταίσμα μετά από αυτά (στο 1:00:00 του παρακάτω video)...

Δείτε την εκπομπή εδώ

Η λίστα Κανάκη:

01. Crazy In Love - BEYONCE feat. JAY-Z (LP Dangerously In Love, 2003)

02. In Da Club / P.I.M.P. - 50 CENT (LP Get Rich Or Die Tryin', 2003)

03. Music - MADONNA (LP Music, 2000)

04. Can't Get You Out Of My Head - KYLIE MINOGUE (LP Fever, 2001)

05. The Next Episode - DR. DRE feat. SNOOP DOGG (LP 2001, 2000)

06. Just Dance - LADY GAGA feat. COLBY O'DONIS (LP The Fame, 2008)

07. Rock Your Body - JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE (LP Justified, 2002)

08. One More Time - DAFT PUNK (single, 2000 / LP Discovery, 2001)

09. Gold Digger - KANYE WEST feat. JAMIE FOX (LP Late Registration, 2005)

10. Lady (Hear Me Tonight) - MODJO (single, 2000)

11. Oops!... I Did It Again - BRITNEY SPEARS (LP Oops!...I Did It Again, 2000)

12. Bootylicious - DESTINY'S CHILD (LP Survivor, 2001)

13. At Night - SHAKEDOWN feat. TERRA DEVA  (single, 2002)

14. Hot In Herre - NELLY (LP NellyVille, 2002)

15. I Gotta Feeling - THE BLACK EYED PEAS (LP The E.N.D, 2009)

16. Get The Party Started - P!NK (LP Missundaztood, 2001)

17. Touch Me - RUI DA SILVA feat. CASSANDRA (single, 2001)

18. Umbrella - RIHANNA (LP Good Girl Gone Bad, 2007)

19. SexyBack - JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE (LP FutureSex/LoveSounds, 2007)

20. I Kissed A Girl - KATY PERRY (LP One Of The Boys, 2008)

21. Galvanize - THE CHEMICAL  BROTHERS feat. Q-TIP (2004 / LP Push The Button, 2005)

22. Love At First Sight - KYLIE MINOGUE (LP Fever, 2001)

23. Stupidisco - JUNIOR JACK (single, 2004)

24. Bad Romance - LADY GAGA (LP The Fame Monster, 2009)

25. Drop It Like It's Hot - SNOOP DOGG feat. PHARRELL (LP R&G (Rhythm & Gangsta): The Masterpiece, 2004)

26. Whenever Wherever  (2001) / Hips Don't Lie  (2005) - SHAKIRA

27. Show Me Love - STEVE ANGELLO and LAIDBACK LUKE feat ROBIN S (single, 2008)

28. Lady Marmalade - CHRISTINA AGUILERA, LIL' KIM, MYA & P!NK (OST Moulin Rouge, 2001)

29. Yeah! - USHER feat. LIL JON & LUDACRIS (LP Confessions, 2004)

30. My My My - ARMAND VAN HELDEN (LP Nympho, 2004)

31. Single Ladies (Put A Ring On It) - BEYONCE (LP I Am... Sasha Fierce, 2008)

32. Let Me Think About It - IDA CORR Vs FEDDE LE GRAND (single, 2007)

33. Jenny From The Block - JENNIFER LOPEZ (LP This Is  Me... Then, 2002)

34. I Like The Way - BODYROCKERS (single, 2005)

35. Party Starter - WILL SMITH (LP Lost & Found, 2005)

36. Call On Me - ERIC PRYDZ (single, 2004)

37. Tik Tok - KESHA (single, 2009 / LP Animal, 2010)

38. Hung Up - MADONNA (LP Confessions On A Dancefloor, 2005)

39. Satisfaction - BENNY BENASSI presents THE BIZ (single, 2002)

40. Poker Face - LADY GAGA (LP The Fame, 2008)

41. Just A Little More Love - DAVID GUETTA feat. CHRIS WILLIS (single, 2001)

42. Hey Ya! - OUTCAST (LP Speakerboxxx/The Love Below, 2003)

43. I Know You Want Me (Calle Ocho) - PITBULL (LP Rebelution, 2009)

44. Don't Cha - THE PUSSYCAT DOLLS feat. BUSTA RHYMES (LP PCD, 2005)

45. I Feel For You - BOB SINCLAR (single, 2000)

46. Milkshake - KELIS (LP Tasty, 2003)

47. Shiny Disco Balls - WHO DA FUNK feat. JESSICA EVE (single, 2002)

48. Let Me Blow Ya Mind  - EVE feat. GWEN STEFANI (LP Scorpion, 2001)

49. It Just Won't Do - TIM DELUXE feat. SAM OBERNIK (single, 2002)

50. Empire State Of Mind - JAY-Z feat. ALICIA KEYS (LP The Blueprint 3, 2009)

Λάβετε υπ' όψιν, ότι την εν λόγω δεκαετία κυκλοφόρησαν και γνώρισαν επιτυχία - μεταξύ άλλων- τα εξής χορευτικά τραγούδια:

α) Από Ευρωπαϊκές χώρες

Βέλγιο (Belgium)

Danzel - Pump It Up (2004)

D-Devils - Dance With The Devil (2001)

Xandee - 1 Life (2004, ESC entry)

Γαλλία (France)

Alizée - Moi... Lolita (2000)

David Guetta feat. Chris Willis - Love Don't Let Me Go (2002)

David Guetta feat. Akon - Sexy Bitch / Sexy Chick (2009)

Just A Man - I'm Sorry (2002)

Pilooski - Beggin' (2007)

Bob Sinclar - Kiss My Eyes (2003)

Bob Sinclar feat. Steve Edwards - World Hold On (Children Of The Sky) (2006)

Bob Sinclar feat. Gary Pine - Love Generation (2005)

Martin Solveig feat. Salif Keita - Madan (2003)

Telepopmusik - Breathe (2001)

Yuyu - Mon Petit Garcon (2002)

Γερμανία (Germany)

Boogie Pimps - Somebody To Love (2003)

Crazy Frog - Axel F (2005)

DJ Raw vs Gee & Lighter - Naked (2004)

French Affair - Comme ci Comme ca (2003)

French Affair - My Heart Goes Boom (La Di Da Da) (2000)

Holly Dolly - Dolly Song (Ieva's Polka) (2006)

Royal Gigolos - California Dreamin' (2003)

Schiller - Dream Of You (2001)

Schiller - Life... I Feel You (2004)

Syke 'n' Sugarstarr - Ticket 2 Ride (2003)

The Underdog Project - Summer Jam (2000)

Paul Van Dyk feat. Rea Garvey - Let Go (2007)

Δανία (Denmark)

Junior Senior - Move Your Feet (2003)

Safri Duo - Played-A-Live (The Bong Song) (2000)

Soulmagic - Soulmagic (2003)

Ελβετία (Switzerland)

DJ Bobo - Chihuahua (2003)

Yves LaRock - Rise Up (2007)

Yves LaRock feat. Roland Richards - Zookey (Lift Your Leg Up) (2005)

Ελλάς (Hellas & Cyprus)

Antique - (I Would) Die For You (2001)

Dimension X feat. TF - Why'd I Have To Fall In Love With You (2005)

Hitch Hike - Travel Girl (2003)

Inspiro - Thoughts Of You (2003)

Ketjak - A Song For Her (2004)

One - Gimme (2002)

Helena Paparizou - My Number One (2005)

Helena Paparizou - The Light In Our Soul (2005)

Playmen feat. Reckless - Together Forever (2009)

Sakis Rouvas - Shake It (2004)

Despina Vandi - Gia (2003)

Despina Vandi - Opa Opa (2004)

Viton & Stel - Nightmare (2005)

Ηνωμένο Βασίλειο (UK)

Atomic Kitten - Be With You (2002)

Craig David - What's Your Flava (2002)

Death In Vegas - Hands Around My Throat (2002)

DifferentGear feat. Sia - Drink To Get Drunk (2001)

Sophie Ellis-Bextor - Murder On The Dancefloor (2001)

Fat Boy Slim feat. Bootsy Collins - Weapon Of Choice (2001)

Girls Aloud - Sound Of The Underground (2002)

Michael Gray feat. Shèna - The Weekend (2004)

Geri Halliwell - It's Raining Men (2001)

Jakatta - One Fine Day (Cicada Mix) (2002)

Jamelia - Superstar (2003)

Jamiroquai - Love Foolosophy (2001)

Kosheen -  Hide U (2000)

Kirsty MacColl - In The Shoes? (2000)

Mika - Relax (Take It Easy) (2006)

Moloko - The Time Is Now (2000)

Narcotic Thrust - I Like It (2004)

Paul Oakenfold ft Shifty ShellShock - Starry Eyed Surprise (2002)

Panjabi MC - Mundian To Bach Ke (2002)

Sonique - Sky (2000)

Sonny J - Handsfree (If You Hold My Hand) (2008)

Sugababes - Overload (2000)

Sugababes - Push The Button (2005)

Amy Winehouse - Rehab (2006)

X-Press 2 ft David Byrne - Lazy (2002)

(Scotland) Looper - Mondo 77 (2000)

(Wales) Jem - They (2004)

Ιρλανδία (Ireland)

Samantha Mumba - Gotta Tell You (2000)

Ισπανία (Spain)

Chambao - Pokito A Poko (2005)

Enrique Iglesias feat. Kelis - Not In Love (2004)

Ιταλία (Italy)

Aquapura - 17 (2003)

Deja-Vu - I Can't Stop (2001)

Echoes Of Sound - Need Somebody (Who Needs Me) (2002)

Tiziano Ferro - Perdono (2001)

Alex Gaudino feat. Crystal Waters - Destination Calabria (2006)

Alex Gaudino feat. Shèna - Watch Out (2008)

In-Grid - In Tango (2003)

In-Grid - Tu Es Foutu (2001)

Junior Jack - E Samba (2003)

Moony - Dove (I'll Be Loving You) (2002)

Planet Funk - Chase The Sun (2001)

Room 5 feat. Oliver Cheatham - Make Luv (2001)

John Silver - Come On Over (2002)

Sidekick - Deep Fear (2008)

Spiller feat. Sophie Ellis Bextor - Groove Jet (If This Ain't Love) (2000)

Μολδαβία (Moldova)

O-Zone - Dragostea Din Tei (2004)

Νορβηγία (Norway)

Röyksopp - Only This Moment (2005)

Bertine Zetlitz - Girl Like You (2003)

Ολλανδία (Holland, The Netherlands)

DJ Tiesto feat. Nicola Hitchcock - In My Memory (2001)

Elvis vs Junkie XL - A Little Less Conversation (2002)

Caro Emerald - Back It Up (2009)

Fuel - Do 4 Love (2002)

Armin Van Buuren feat. Sharon Den Adel - In & Out Of Love (2008)

Ουκρανία (Ukraine)

Ruslana - Wild Dances (2004)

Verka Serduchka - Dancing Lash Tumbai (2007)

Ρουμανία (Romania)

Akcent - That's My Name (2009)

Alexunder Base feat. Mirela - Feelings '09 (2009)

Geo Da Silva - I'll Do You Like A Truck (2008)

Delyno - Ether Party (2009)

David Deejay feat Dony - Sexy Thing (2009)

DJ Project - Miracle Love (2009)

Inna - Amazing (2009)

Inna - Hot (2008)

Inna feat. Bob Taylor - Deja Vu (2009)

Edward Maya Feat Vika Jigulina - Stereo Love (2009)

Morandi - Love Me (2005)

Morandi - Colors (2009)

Morandi feat. Helene - Save Me (2007)

Residence Deejays feat. Frissco - Sexy Love (2009)

Mihai Traistariu - Tornero (2006)

Ρωσία (Russia)

DJ Smash feat. Fast Food - Volna (2009)

t.A.T.u. - Not Gonna Get Us (2002)

Σουηδία (Sweden)

Alcazar - Crying At The Discoteque (2001)

Arash - Boro Boro (2004)

Da Buzz - Wonder Where You Are (2002)

Eric Prydz feat. Floyd - Proper Edcation (2006)

Shapeshifters - Lola's Theme (2003)

Φινλανδία (Finland)

Bomfunk MC's - Freestyler (2000 / Released in Finland Oct 1999, in Sweden Dec 1999 & all over the world between Feb & May 2000)

β) Από Η.Π.Α.

Christina Aguilera - Can't Hold Us Down (2002)

Akon - Right Now (Na Na Na) (2008)

Akon feat. Eminem - Smack That (2006)

The Black Eyed Peas - My Humps (2005), Pump It (2005)

Mary J. Blige - Family Affair (2001)

Blu Cantrell - Hit Em Up Style (Oops) (2001)

Mariah Carey feat. Jermaine Dupri - Get Your Number (2005)

Deep Dish - Flashdance (2004)

Destiny's Child - Survivor (2001), Independent Women, Pt. 1 (2000)

Eminem - Lose Yourself  (2002)

Flo Rida feat. Ke$ha - Right Round (2009)

Gnarls Barkley - Crazy (2006)

Keri Hilson - I Like (2009)

iiO - Rapture (2001)

Michael Jackson - You Rock My World (2001)

Jennifer Lopez - Love Don't Cost A Thing (2000)

Jennifer Lopez - Qué Hiciste (2006)

Justin Timberlake feat. T.I. - My Love (2006)

Lumidee - Never Leave You (Uh Oh) (2003)

Madonna - Sorry (2005)

Maroon 5 - This Love (2002 & 2004)

Katy Perry - Hot n Cold (2008)

The Pussycat Dolls feat. will.i.am. - Beep (2005)

Scissor Sisters - I Don't Feel Like Dancin' (2006)

Kanye West - Love Lockdown (2008)

και πάει λέγοντας...

γ) Από διάφορες χώρες του πλανήτη

100% featuring Jennifer John - I Just Can't Wait (Saturday) (2005)

Bald'N Spikey - Husan (2002)

Beyonce & Shakira - Beautiful Liar (2007)

Flexy - Mamasita (2004)

Whitney Houston & George Michael - If I Told You That (2000)

Australia: Danii Minogue - I Begin To Wonder (2003)

Australia: Kylie Minogue - On A Night Like This (2000)

Australia: Holly Valance - Kiss Kiss (2002) 

The Bahamas : Baha Men - Who Let The Dogs Out  (2000)

Barbados: Rihanna - Pon De Replay (2005) SOS (2006), Don'Stop The Music (2007)

Brazil: Axe Bahia - Tchu Tchuca (Chuchuka) (2002)

Canada: Bran Van 3000 feat. Curtis Mayfield - Astounded (2001)

Canada: Nelly Furtado - Say It Right (2006)

Canada: Melanie Fiona - Give It To Me Right (2009)

Colombia: Juanes - La Camisa Negra (2005)

Colombia: Shakira - Objection (Tango) (2001)

Colombia: Shakira feat. Alejandro Sanz - La Tortura (2005)

Dominican Republic: Aventura - Obsesión (2002)

Panama: Lorna - Papi Chulo... Te Traigo El Mmmm (2002)

Puerto Rico: Daddy Yankee - Gasolina (2004)

Saint Vincent and the Grenadines: Kevin Lyttle feat. Spraga Benz - Turn Me On (2003)

Notice: Don't Call Me Baby by Madison Avenue was originally released in Australia in Oct 1999 but internationally in February 2000